Nuff Luv

Gots 2 send summa dat luv down south to da Texans out dere

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quote from..... ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.¤...♡ Love Never Fails ♡...¤¸¸.·´¯`·.¸·. 

I want to start a prayer chain for

All those who have endured the

Devastation of hurricane Katherine!

My heart goes out to each and every

person who has lost something or

someone to this awful hurricane!

we have been watching the coverage

on T.V. and there are 80,000 people

trapped in New Orleans…

I am asking you all to please pray for

All of these people…they are in need

And we can make a difference thru

Our prayer by crying out to the lord

To send them the help they need!!!

Please if you read this blog…

Continue this prayer chain…

Either hit “blog it” at the bottom

Or write a prayer on your site for them.

 

Our Heavenly Father: We ask that you

Please send help for all those who are

Trapped in New Orleans…and all those

Who are experiencing the devastation

Of hurricane Katherine! We ask you to

be with them and comfort them thru

this awful crisis. Dear heavenly father

we ask you to send us a miracle to

save these helpless people! They are

in need of your help dear lord…

We ask you these things in Jesus Name,

Amen

 

We can pass this on thru our blogs so

that these people will receive the

prayer that they need! Please... Pass It On!!!

Thank you to all who keep this chain going!

 

If you wanna help in any way... American Red Cross *click*

 oOOOOoooOooO.....AHhhhHHHhH........AHH!! *Bulgin eyez* yep datz rite, i'm screamin', why u may ask? cuz sum morons dont realize fireworks go UP in da AIR not ON DA GROUND. *firetrucks in background comin 2 neighbourhood* i dunno wat it is dat drives da insane DIRECTLY 2 ME O_O >_< !!

Where were da fireworks? rite beside ma house, n wen a say RITE BESIDE, i mean RITE BESIDE *boom* *crackle* n datz how ma Canada Day nite went, i toned it down dis year, had a likkle drinkz *juice* haha! it was da most laid bak, besides da fireworks episode.


U kno wat 2day is?, u kno *nudge* *nudge* its Mournday, but its July 4th. Now i haf manners, n in due respec' imma show da Americanaz sum respec' 2day. :)

ahhhh...........i'm ALIVEEEE

I haf survived da 4 days of sickness! It's one of dose colds dats in ur throat like a mofo' i was coughin' up flegm (cant spell it) like a cat coughin' up a hairball. O_O Nasty like a floatin poo poo in da toilet. *me and ma metaphors* knew english class would've paid off LOL. Thirstday Skip work to go to the docta, only 2 be given an appointment in June 13 I dunno if some of u realize it but dats roughly 2 weeks away. If i knew i had 2 wait dat long, i should haf went to a fortune teller 2 tell me dat i was gettin' syk so i could call in advance *roll eyez*, honestly. I thought Canada was well-known for health care? Cuz i styll haven't recieved it. *cough* FrydaySkip work again, *roll out of bed* *drop on floor* *call in syk*. ahh....den Satday :) HAD 2 go to Canadian Tire 2 do a 7 1/2 hr shift :) sweet *cough*cough*. Do u kno wat a oven is? Cuz dat is wat i was workin' in. *NO LIE* Our A/C was broken!! *melting* *sweating* n i had 2 do dat Satday n Sunday O_O luky me :)!

on a serious note *as if i haf one* I read all da commentz and *sniffle* i gotta seee *tear* *pause* *silence* *tissue* vewy touchin' tanxz u all!!

Buz Storiez: Pie Ingredient - Filling

I don't know what it is about me that attracts the crazee people O_O.

Me:*once again* Listenin' 2 cd not paying much attention

*looks around bus and notices there is a lady talking constantly*

Old Lady: *mumbling*

Me: assuming she is talking to a friend, WRONG

Old Lady: Why is the bus so hot? Open the window. It's hot in here. I'm so hot, i'm sweating.

Me: *tinkin'* What the hell, it isn't even that hot

*woman literally looks as if she is going to pass out*

Old Lady: *starts walking back and forth in bus, and cant seem to decide which seat to choose*

*walks to the front of the bus*

Bus Driver: Where are you going?

Old Lady: Oh my god, it's so hot in here. Open the window.

Bus Driver: Do you know where you are going? *frustration building*

*starts walking towards a seat that is located where? RIGHT BESIDE ME*

Me: O_O oh god, why me???

Old Lady: Oh my god, it's so hot in here. Open the window.

Me: *turning music up just a smidge higher "maximum"*

Old Lady: Gets up and goes and sits on a lady's purse.

Me: *holdin back laughter*

Thank god, i got off a stop before her! I didnt mean to laugh, but it's always funny when it happens to someone else *dunt lie*.

*HUGS* TOTAL!
*HUG ME* I WUV U!!

Peace

Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè P

I know u was all WAITIN' with such "ANTICIPATION" for ma nex blog, I C U

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FIRST: *NU ALERT*

A British study says constant e-mailing and text messaging reduces IQ TEMPORARILY by about 10 points - more than smoking pot. "We tested office workers under 'quiet' conditions, and then under 'loud' conditions which allowed them to access their e-mail and text messages."

??Qweschuns??
1st: Where was I wen this study was going on? *PICK ME, PICK ME!*

2nd: Someone please tell me the difference between "LOUD" and "QUIET" conditions...i'm stumped! *raise eyebrow*

3rd: Were they usin' non-intellectuals to START with?

4th: Why is smartness counted in numbers? I know da A B C's n dats ALL I need.

5th: What does e-mailin' haf to do with IQ?I guess no mo' e-mailin' N text messagin' for me. I wouldn't want to lower my grade of 94, honestly*roll eyes*.

Conclusion: I guess i'll CUN-TIN-U 2 smoke POT den, derre GROWS ma I-QU!*roll eyes*

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SECOND: Ma Weekend
Satday: deal wid mo' FOOLISH PPL

Some people dunt understand dis concept, DONT DO STUPID SHYT, guess wat happen....go ahead, guess, u'll NEVER GUESS!

Customer: I don't want this *sink faucet* anymore because it's the wrong one.*in which the box is OPEN* (remember the OPEN part)
Me: Well I can get someone to get you the right (in head: motherf**kin' perfect) faucet.
Co-worker: *comes and gives the right one*
Customer: *passes OPEN BOX with FAUCET 2 co-worker*
Me: *standin' in the middle* (can u guess wat happens next?.............)

*FAUCET SLIDES OUT OF BOX towards MY LEG* *BOOP*

ME: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (M@th^RF**K^R) *bitin' lip*

Some people don't REALIZE how much it WEIGHS lemme show u. =
WEIGHS: roughly 11 POUNDS

I have NO RESENTMENT, even dough i was the one LIMPIN' home *roll eyes* now on to HAPPIER MOMENTS!...............

Sunday: WORK ughh.......... *no comment*


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Mourn-day Foonies

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"? "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.

Then he asked "Why is my sister named "Cornflower"? "Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.

He then asked "And why is my other sister called "Moonchild"? "We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.

The mother paused and said to her son... "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

*Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears ...
*Sometimes...when you are worried....no one sees your pain...
*Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...
*But fart just one time...

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*whew* now i'm tired Y'all Long Weekend U KNOW!

Peace
Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè P


*HUGS* TOTAL! Come on its Mourn-day *HUG*

P.s. Am I da ONLY one MESSENGER DOESN'T like??? "This service is temporarily unavailable" my @zz, soon they gonna charge us for it, jus watch n wait.

Well i was on ma way to work, till i stumbled aiight tripped ova to Princess Gato's Kingdom and found masef at Quizzilla once again and found out i am...

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?

brought to you by Quizilla

GREATTT, NOW wat am i going to tell the customers?

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I have so much things to say, but so little time cuz ma eyes are bout to fall asleep. Well skewl is done for me, at least for the year, till September and then it starts all the moterf**kin ova again. *sigh* well ma summer vacation has started and already i've been called into work the first day, like hello, they couldnt even give me time to catch up on ma 8 months of missed sleep. *roll eyes* Ahhh to be 18 and syngle, life is goooood!

For those of you who do not know, i work at a one of a kind place Canadian Tire a.k.a. Crappy Tire. Very well known place, well to da Canadians anyway, EH. its tiring but work is work, its jus customers who never seem to surprise me, wow.

Customer1: *carries huge wicker basket to counter*

Me: "Is this everything?"

Customer1: "Yeah"

*pays for basket and starts to leave but realizes.......*

Customer1: "Can i have a bag for this?"

Me: *starin in shock, thinkin' it was a joke* "No we dont have a bag big enough"

Customer1: "Are you sure?"

Me: *gettin irritated* "YES I AM SURE"

*still starin in disbelief*

Customer1: *leavin in anger*

Me: *rollin ma eyes*

(dont they think that if i had a bag, i woulda GIVE da bag!)

Customer2: *carries full length mirror to counter* (i think you know what happens)

Me: "Is this everything?"

Customer2: "yeah"

*pays for mirror and then realizes........*

Customer2: "Do you have a bag i could put this in?"

Me: *thinkin to self he CAN'T be serious* but oh YES he IS! "No i dont"

Customer2: *leavin in anger*

Me: *laffin quietly in side not carin'*

Simple examples of the intelligence of people nowadayz. Do they HONESTLY think the mirror would fit inside a bag? Wait...wat am i sayin' YES they do! To make matters worst, ma workplace is hot, i mean i was ready to hit the floor and "Take off all ma clothes". By the closing of ma shift, i haf no patience, so wen u say smile. im sayin "f**K U" in ma head n smilin' jus for UR azz. Don't tell me to smile, ur not da one standin here OK. I'm done b!tchin' now to brighter things.

I HAF NO SKEWL FO 4 MONTHS WHOOOHOO! till nex time....wen i aint tired from ma 'work'. Peace

*Visit My Momma n send her ur regards*

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Everyone is all up gettin like 5000 hits, mmhmm....yeahhhh so like i'm jus strivin for bout 10, is dat so much to ask? aight i'm pass 10 but dat aint da point! Let me set a new goal, um....i'll say 1000 before the week is up, its like puttin' on weight for me, slowly but surely i'll do it!

Well i started off by stare-in<-cuz a cant spell di word, lawd haf mercy, wey me dictionary! ok STARING at da comp', wait lemme start a di beginning of my day..

Get up early for a 9:00 exam, yes A M like i haf time to get up and get there with da 3 buses i gotta tek, dese ppl out of dey mind. Wednesday was WORST 8:30 A M EXAM, fo dose who dont undastan, lemme draw yuh a picture. MA EYES was fallin' out ok, me almost MISS DA BUS, I had to roll out di bed, den wen a get dere me couldnt even keep me one eye open. BAD, VERY BAD. Newayz, took dis test 2day off of Renee a.k.a.Whatever's Clever a Jamaican like maself, whohoo! Check ma results...

Every word that comes out of your mouth is the equivalent of shoveling the sh*t from a Chicken Coop.

You're a sketchy character, aren't ya? In fact, we're not entirely sure you answered all the questions honestly, which is a good thing. We think. It might be bad to be good at a bad thing. Whatever! We know this: You're a dirty, dirty liar.

Take da test fo yaself n see wat u is........

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/quiz.jhtml

 

 Peace

Took dis test off of ThaMomma's space to see how sketchy a was so herre ma results...

You are 65% Sketchy

i always knew i was a sexay beast. nuff luv, nite

When da hell did dey add more themes, cuz if i knew there was a cat one being added i woulda been da fus one to try it. Dats all i wanted 2 sey n jus dat its CRAZAAAAY!

HAHA Enjoy da weather Ontario while u can and WHOOOO 5 mo dayz of skewl!!!

~Lã¥Ðéè~

*Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.*- Scott Adams

Humor 2 Lighten Up Da Day. Enjoy. Click on Da Link.

http://media.hamncheez.com/flash/bird_tree.swf