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07 febbraio Rezzurekchun
Feburrary 2 O_O 6 *TALK TYME*
As da title suggests, a nuh dead yet jus got nuff tings a gwaan
2 mos. of college lef, lawd haf mercy, so tired....
I'm Tired
Celebrate Black History Month
Peace
G'nite 21 giugno Spread Da Wuv
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"SPREAD THE LOVE" DAY! 15 giugno Middle of Week
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Jun. 13, 2005: Viagra helps kids with lung disease breathe easier, be more active: study Provided by: Canadian Press *need i say more* *ok....i'll continue* :) That little blue pill that has so excited men with erectile dysfunction is being used for a much more critical purpose - helping to improve the quality of life for children with an inevitably fatal lung condition. *uh huh......* *holdin bak laughter* *aww...so sad* A 12-month study of children with pulmonary hypertension shows Viagra increased blood flow to the lungs, thereby boosting the kids' ability to take part in everyday activities like walking upstairs, going to school and playing with friends. But the drug, given in the study to 14 children aged five to 18, did not cause the sexual arousal for which it's so well-known, said lead researcher Dr. Tilman Humpl, a pediatric cardiologist at Toronto's Hospital for Sick Children. *so wherree can i get a bokkle den!* *hey!! not sayin i'm lackin in da sexual arousal department* O_o *stick tongue out* *herre comes da interestin part* But when given Viagra, known generically as sildenafil, both blood flow to the lungs and the ability to exercise rose significantly in the children, he said. In a test measuring how far the children could walk in six minutes, they were able on average to add more than 150 metres to the distance they could manage before they began taking Viagra. *aww....* Historically, there's a survival rate of about 37 per cent at one year, but in this study all the participants were alive by the study's completion. (Five of the children have since died.) Still, Viagra is not a cure, Humpl said, but added that it has given the children and their families a chance for more quality time together. *so YEAHH 2 VIAGRA!!*
10 giugno Triple Fryday Hit
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e = i cant even SIT BACK in ma chair, cuz i'll start sweatin', its no joke ova herre...n it seems like da whole neighbourhood kids ended up on ma front door >_< *walkin onto doorstep* *squirt* *turn around* * likkle chyld holdin water gun* *roll eyez*, i luv chyldren, but jeez every kid seemz 2 kno' me *Hi R*****'s sista* O_o do i kno u? *Ur R*****'s sista* *walk into house* *next day* *HI!!* O_O. On top of all dis foolishnezz i actually WORKED 2day! We sent out ***** to 'bout 5000 studentz. Cant say wat it was now shh.....letz juz sey dey betta start searchin' fo money!
Weekend Fooniez 1. You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies. *putz bak change in wallet* 2. Citizens may not publicly remove bandages. *ripp..* *seal* juz lookin' at me cut officer *roll eyez* 3. It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them. *DAYMIT* stop takin' away da "fun" 4. It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft. *voodoo on government* muahhahaha.... 5. When raining in Cobourg, a person may not water his/her lawn. *and all dis tyme.....* *putz away hose* 6. In Quebec Margarine producers can't make their margarine yellow. *mmm...green butta, or sowiee margarine* 7. In Etobicoke bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub. *splash, spla....aww..* 8. The city of Guelph is classified as a no-pee zone. O_o *watttt??* 9. In the city of Kanata the color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine). It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard. *darn n purple was da color i was goin' fo dis summa* *roll eyez*, cant hang up clothes, apparently dey payin da hydro bills 'round herre 10. It's illegal to climb trees in Oshawa. *climb* *stop* *drop* *walk away....* 11. It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday in Ottawa. *lick icecream* ha! its Fryday suckaz 12. You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday in Toronto. *n i alwayz wanted 2 do DAT* wtf United States Federal Laws 1. All alcoholic beverages are banned. (Repealed) *i tink dere'd be a war if it was dat way* 2. No person of Chinese descent may immigrate to the USA. (Repealed) *spotz 20 asianz in Florida* O_o 3. October 15 is designated as White Cane Safety Day. *safety from wat?? a white cane?? or a blind person cane?* 4. Persons may be placed in jail for up to five years for shooting a hole in a penny. *hahaha..* oopz... 5. To be a dominatrix is illegal. *LOL* 2 late... 6. A US citizen can take possession of any foreign, uninhabited island, as long as it contains bird droppings. *ahh..nuttin' like ur own island wid sum bird droppings* O_o I fweel safe wid Canada's 100 billion laws *roll eyez* n it styll cant get da government rite! *CLICK HERE 4 BUTT PLUG* 
Buz Storiez: - Baking/Cooking
Mournday: Buz look like it out of gas, *stop* *start* *stop* *start* 20 blockz away from where i hafta get off grr...luckily we made it wid 'bout 30 passengerz wunderin' wtf is up wid da buz! *patience wearin thin* Chewsday: Buz stop 'bout 10 blockz away from ma house goin home >_< instead of goin 4ward it was goin' rollin'BACKWARDS!, took 'bout 4-5 tries till we got movin' *anger slowly buildin'* Thirtsday: Girl n Guy standin in front of ME *its allwayz me*. Girl n Guy almost drop down cuz dey dunno how 2 hold on 2 da pole*roll eyez* Guy almost fall bakz, n i jus happen 2 catch his...umm....letz juz sey instead of his whole body goin' down, one certain part went in da odda diRECTION *bulgin eyez* like come on ur in da buz!, wait till ya get home fo tingz 2 be goin UP O_O! *'bout ready 2 consider WALKIN home* Fryday: Women in buz dunno where she goin'. Buz driver help her n dis passenger help her. Except da only ting neither of dem feget 2 help her wid is da fact her pantz had a SPLIT in da back, n how did i see dis?, cuz she was sittin RITE IN FRONT OF ME! >_< ahh man,TAXI!
01 giugno JOO-N
*stop n smell da roses* ahhh.....its a new month a new tyme for change.....wat shall i do....make sum resolutions 1. Save for a car, ma Buz Storiez will xplain why 2. Try 2 wake up on tyme 3. Get sum sleep (current tyme: 12:40 a.m.) oopz As long as SUMMA TYME is on da way, i'm ready, even got me bathin suit ready
Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting. *LMAO* >_<
"Signatures" can be left on "Ma Answerin' Machine" :)
P.s.s. Hit 5 G'z (5000) da other day *cheers* 21 maggio Fryday~WEEKEND TYME~
2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." 3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 5. Oh no! Where's my Rolex. 6. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? 7. There go the lights again? 8. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em." 9. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 10. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration. 11. What's this doing here? 12. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. 13. That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?! 14. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. 15. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?! 16. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? 17. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card? 18. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 19. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! 20. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
~Holiday Mournday Foonie: *CLICK HERE*~ (it'z not Mournday so move da mouse away.....slowly.....) *Coming Soon* - Buz Storiez: Pie Piece - Filling
17 maggio Chewsday*First all PROPER ENGLISH Blog*
Natty took the words right out of my mouth. It seems that we bloggers have created a life of our own by simply blogging all the time. (one word: Denial) Poo on you. Most of us now apologize for not commenting on a space, or simply being away for more than 1 day, God forbid we do that to snap back into reality. It's called "YOUR space" for a reason, you created it and whoever wants to enjoy will come when they please. Ahhh!! There has been an increase in Spaces over the past few months due to what? It's not THAT cold outside. Ok its raining, hailing and -3 so what (exaggerating)! Ahhh!! I'm only one person, who is really tired. (current time 12:10 a.m.)
I've come up with ma own snazzy little thing to do with my time, I always listen to the morning radio and the idea popped in my head like water into a fountain. (I know you loveee the metaphors!)
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To Wast Time: *Click Dancing Man Picture* 28 aprile Ty-erdApril 29:
Mood: Lousy Y: Got SHYT on by a seagull, IN MA SHIRT! grrrr.................. (stop laughin!!!!!) The long awaited BLOG 101................*Arrival Date: April 29*
Lã¥Ðéè P: 101 2. I’m a Mal...Femal...Mal...wait nope i'm Female, i cheked, definitely female 3. I was born in Kingston, Jamaica 4. Came to Canada wen I was 7, been herre eva since 5. My name is CHRISTINA J. A. W. (serious initials) 6. It stands for Christ-bearer of noble birth or sumtin’ like dat *sexay laydee really* 7. I haf several nicknames: tina, chris, christy, cc, chrissy, christopher *dont ask*, tiny, teeny, shorty, squirt, short stuff, tweety, giggles, hyena, b*tch, jamaican b*tch, tinklebell, thumbelina, shawty, choclate, brown shawty 8. Ma burfday is October 17 *ahem* I accept cash, visa, mastercard, etc… 9. I have 2 younga half-broz, 1 olda half-bro, n 2 olda half-sistas, but “technically” an only child 10. I’m a bastard chyld 11. I live wid ma Syngle Muther n ma 2 younga half-broz, Ma fatha is a stalker in Jamaica 12. I have lived in Toronto: Scarborough, Rexdale, Downtown; Hamilton: East Syde 13. I now live in da east syde of Hamilton, u dunt need da address 14. I have been to 13 schools and lived in 9 homes 15. I haf 9 auntz n uncles 16. Ma ears are pierced…*checking*…yep jus ma earz 17. I “stand” at 5’feet, no one laff..lol..oops... 18. I wear glasses to see farrrr away *squint* (wat da hell did I jus type?) 19. Ma hair color is brown wid sum messed up “red” highlightz 20. Ma eyes are dark brown 21. I haf very small ears, the size of a 4 yr old 22. I dunt haf tatt…ooooo…..where did dat come from? Its nuttin’ >_> <_< 23. I’m a righty 24. I attend Mohawk College..whoo….yeah wateva 25. I haf 2 jobs, Cashier - Canadian Tire and Office Assistant - Mohawk College 26. I am Lactose Intolerant, learned da hard way *oww….ma stomach* 27. I hate milk 28. I dislike rude peeple 29. I love books, been reading since I could talk 30. Ma fav authors are Caroline B. Cooney & Clive Barker 31. I like coupons….*yes 50 cents off...score!!* 32. I write songz/poems, workin’ on ma 45th song 33. I’ve even won an award for one of ma poemz 34. I want to be either a Songwriter/ Executive Assistant 35. I wanted to be a chef, but……*dinner burning* 36. I luvvv kats 37. I dunt haf a kat 38. I dunt play a lot of sports cuz I’m ‘vertically challenged’ 39. I love soccer, or as we Jamaicans call it FOOTBALL! 40. I like to be organized….*pushin clothes under bed* 41. Ma fav junk food is icecream: Cherry Cheesecake mmmm….. 42. Ma fav drink is SPRITE!!!....i can get drunk off dat stuff 43. Ma fav alcoholic drink is a Pina Colada 44. I’m NOT an ALCOHOLIC, I’m jus always thirsty dats all 45. Ma fav movie is Never Been Kissed, cuz um….yeah 46. I luv watchin’ horror moo-veez, but like comedies on da syde 47. I’m an avid movie watcher/downloader *click* 48. Ma fav music is a mixture: r&b, country, reggae, dancehall, rap, hip hop, pop, rock 49. Musiq is ma air…literally 50. Ma fav actress is Angelina Jolie, daymmmm 51. Ma fav food is Jamaican foods: ackee n saltfish, patti, tamarind balls, mangoes…*drool* 52. Ma fav board game is Scrabble, surprisingly since I can’t even talk proper English 53. Ma fav cartoon is TWEETY!! 54. Ma fav color is PURPLE, and no I am not gay 55. I have never dun drugs, well xcept Weed but dats “medicine”, *I feel it working doc* 56. I’ve taken da bus and train since I was 9 yrz old 57. I dislike da bus *holdin’ nose* 58. I’ve never owned a car 59. I’ve driven to Miami, Florida 60. I dunt haf a car, cuz I can only afford a car freshener 61. I am syngle….*555-……kiddin’* 62. I’ve loved someone…..and styll do *sigh* 63. I plan on having 10 chyldren, 5 ma own, 5 adopted 64. I luv kidz, I would name ma boi Tryden and ma gurl Physephone 65. I would never haf dem b4 marriage & I would kno who da father is…*tanx Maury* 66. I luv 2 stay up as u can see, night owl 67. Ma fav season is Summa’ Tyme 68. I luv da sun, den I can get a tan *sizzleee* 69. I luv da Nyght Tyme, so I can spring into action….*stop tinkin’ syk thoughtz* 70. I luv fruitz n veggies like a pimp luvs da laydeez 71. I luv computas….at times *smash, crash, boom* 72. I dunt swim, dunt intend 2, and dunt need to *kiddie pool* *splash* 73. I haf Aquaphoia: fear of drowning, luckily I don’t haf computerphobia 74. I’ve never gone skinny-dippin and dun tinted 2 75. I luv clouds….*oooo… a kitty kat* 76. I luv sunsets n sunrises 77. I luv dancing….*one n two n…owww ma back* 78. I like makin’ peeples dayz, jus smile fo’ me, come on..... 79. I tink kids haf it wayyy 2 e-z, got t.v., vid games, comp. gamez, no hmwrk..wtf?? 80. I dunt like people who smoke cigz, cuz I got asthma 81. Ma lyfe is pretty basic….wake up, shyt, eat, work, n sleep 82. I’m a virgin, just found dis out…I’m shocked as u are 83. I luv maself, not conceited, u hafta learn 2 luv urself, b4 u luv someone else 84. I like 2 sing in da shower *figaro, figaro..* and I look at ma @zz in da mirror *bak dat @zz up* 85. The songs dat most reflects me are: I Love Myself Today by Bif Naked, Split Personality by P!nk, and Survivor by Destiny’s Child 86. I dunt haf a cell phone, cuz I lost it, *drop out pocket* *cwy* 87. I dunt trust many people….wait, I dunt trust nobody, trust is hard 2 gain, e-z 2 lose 88. I haf ‘bout 2 close frenz, cuz I tell da truth n most ppl cant handle da truth 89. I dunt haf any enemies….at least I dunt tink so 90. I’m happy MOST of da time 91. I’m not materialistic, so I can live widout everytin’, most ppl haf nuttin’ 92. I dunt own netin xpensive, xcept da comp I own rite now 93. I want 2 spend da rest of ma lyfe wid someone who’ll make me happy 94. I sleep wid clothes, I dunt feel like feelin’ da wind beneath ma wingz, no tanx 95. I don’t haf a boyfriend, hahahaha…..so saddd *sigh* hahaa 96. I’ve encountered hafin TB (tuberculosis)…took pills fo’ 9 monthz 97. I’d rather be poor n be me dan be rich wid greed or changed by fame 98. I’ve never met Santa, xcept tell him he left his pantz here, kiddin’…calm… 99. I’m glad dis is almost dun, cuz….*bed callin’ me* 100. *Listenin to?”: da sound of silence, WHOA……Feel Meh? 101. The best feelin’ for me is wen time stops, like for me riteeee…………….now *102. Netin' else u need 2 know??* didn't tink soo
Check da BLOG 101 List courtesy of AWTG April 28: sooo....tired....lugged ma @zz home, i walked, i freakin' walked afta i missed da bus, den wen a catch da bus, me miss me stop, ahhhhh!!!.......tiireeddddd
 *there's only 1 pitcher dats ALL i can afford* *there's only six, so share like never b4* *take one shot, take 2 if u intend 2 pay $20/shot*....*didn't tink so* *ma fav, so leave enuf fo' me*
*4 da non-alcoholics*...* i suggest water since it's FREE* PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY ~*******************************************************************************~ Peace  Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè P  04 aprile Talking about FM vs. TrixeThis is the best cyber convo I have heard yet. Good laffs Quote FM vs. Trixe |
IT's JOO-N !!!
Naima
Kahlen
Keenyah
zzZZZZ.....*drool*
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