22 aprile
O.K. honestly imma lose it *even dough i already lost it*.... i've been tryin' since sey bout 12a.m. to edit ma space, n jus as i was about to go 2 me bed, wah happen...........i
NOW can edit it...grrr....*crackin' knuckles* *owww* (someone kiss 'em fo' me).....i'm kewl...*eye twitchin*.......
well i have nothin' 2 say NOW, xcept dat cuz i didn't get 2 ma bed till
6 AM n i didnt wake up till
6 PM. I slept
12 HOURS, now is dat dangerous? No. O.K. its fyne u say then aiight :) tanx and fo' all those males dat are askin wat i slept in u wanna know....u
REALLY wanna know.....aight...........
CLOTHES, good old fashioned
CLOTHES!
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* Laff Till U Bawl*
GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dic tate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that cat a comb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money fore close.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rec tum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake" He say, "Bullshit, that watch is rael".
9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment under mine.
10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me a cou stic and took me to the poolhall.
11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle i raq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and in come my wife
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is :"OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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Pridi tells me its Bring Your Pet to Spaces Day okk........
Ma "Pet" Name is Gan Jah
Ain't He CUTEEEEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH and who said the pets didn't look like their owners?
I don't have a pet...it's so sad, someone hold me *holdin' ma self*. I want a kat dough mebe 20 of 'em hmm....
Peace
Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè P
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*Dedication*
******'s Grandfather may he R.I.P.*
*HUGS* TOTAL! i'll *HUG* her for you
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21 febbraio
Everyone knows i luv cats to death...literally. I came across this particular blog and just had to share it with everyone. Enjoy
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Letter to Pets
Letter to the pets
Dear Dogs and Cats,
When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids ...they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
Yours Truly,
Will.
PS: This is our little Hellraiser, Merlin.
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