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14 settembre

M.I.A.

G'MORNING, G'AFTANOON, N G'EVENIN'

I KNOW I'VE BEEN M.I.A. FINISHED SCHOOL ON ALL, HAD TO GET MA @SS A REAL JOB *roll eyes*.
BEEN TROUBLED SO I'VE BEEN WRITING. THINK I'LL JUST POST MY SONGS SEE HOW THEY GO FOR AWHILE. AHH BACK TO FANTASY....

I HAD TO LET GO OF MY BEST FRIEND (LOVE OF MY LIFE) BEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE , JUST EXPRESSING MY SADNESS.....

- GOODBYE -

 
I love you with all the words I say

I mean it with each breathe I take

I couldn’t imagine my life without you

I hope you’ll remember me too

Cuz you’re all I’ll ever need in my life

And it’s hard loving someone who doesn’t feel this way

I’m moving on & I’m through with you.

 

Chorus:

So long, goodbye my friend (goodbye….)

I’ll cherish the moments we had (goodbye….)

I wish you the best in life (best in life….)

But I cry (cry….)

Cuz I don’t want to die (die…)

Without you by my side, (side….)

But I have to say (hear me say….)

Goodbye…..

 

We’ve been going down this road for years (four to be exact) (too long….)

And I’ve given all I could (and I’m done….)

Just to be the friend who understood (understood….)

You’ve listened so much I cannot repay (this debt….)

All this you’ve spent helping me on my way (I’m grateful…)

But it’s time (time….)

For us  (us….)

To say goodbye….

 

Chorus

 

I’ll always love you (you’ll be apart of me….)

I thank God for you (for sending you to me….)

I’d give another day (to show you….)

How much I love you, lie for you, die for you……..

But it’s time…..

To say goodbye…..

 

Chorus x2

 

It’s so hard,

I think of you every night & day……..

 


Brown Laydee...



*HUGS* TOTAL!
*HUG ME, I NEED IT* *hugz self*


29 aprile

Memory Not 4gotten

wAZZAAAAAp, , <-signs of tiredness setting in.....

It's been a Hell of a long tyme dat a was on herrree.

Dere lawd a tink a feget how fe type a blog. A so old now lol

COLLEGE GRADUATE xtraordinaire *sniffffffffffffffff* real world here a come *trip*

glitter graphics

Gotz to sey ma hi's

Reminenscence: (just cuz a jus graduate doesnt mean a kno how to spell)

Days have slipped away,
Most of the spaces I know have gone astray (didnt say my grammar was excellent either >_0)
It was just the other day
I knew 10, 20, 30, now 50 spacers
This world is strange
And this poem is getting lame lol

I will forever always love you...*pretend im singin like Whitney Houston* um..............nah not quite dere

~ STYLL HANGING ON ~

glitter graphics


17 ottobre

Birth of an Angel


~* Created By: Miss Guyanese Laydee*~
Lots 'o Luv!!


     Today an angel was born          
and that angel was me
 
 
On October 17
 
 
bright and early
  

 
>



 
Disclaimer: As if anyone cares...
 
Crak Laydee, Faery Laydee, Ms. Kimberlee, Edmontonian, Amazonian Laydee, Boobie Squishin Laydee, Trevor, Stang, n Hippy Laydee a canttt get 2 ur spacees!!!
 
 
30 agosto

Talk Tyme

*TALK  TYME*
Here is the agenda for 2day.... Lã¥Ðéè P's ABSENCE, BLOG WORLD, LAFF TILL U BAWL

- Dont care if u dont read, cuz im typin fo me - <-ooo it rhymes

ITS WAT U'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR
*styll dunt undastand why*.......................*peep*
Sitttin here wondering what to say *ugly color*
soon i'll spit some words
and u'll be amazed
tingz i've been holdin
tingz i've been keepin
not till now
cuz i got 2 tell
all of me.

I kno i'm a POET and I KNO IT LOL. So, I've been tinkin.....*as i always do*, wat on earth am i goin 2 blog about!. Den i thought 2 masef, *tinkin*........* week lata*....yeah......


F1RST: MA LEAVE OF ABSENCE
For over a week now i've been syk (sick), not da ordinary kind, da one dat wen it lick (hit) u, it lick u, jessum, basically paralyzed wid a fever for 4 days straight, it wasnt ma cup of ..........neting, it SUKED @ZZ i can tell u dat much, basically um...da "doc" said, *dats wat he likes 2 call himsef* *roll eye*, got sum blood issues, sumtin bout loss of blood, yadda yadda, needles....yeah.....i'd ratha keep da details 2 masef.

So a basically missed da month of Aww-gust mo' like Ahh-gust cuz of all dese hurricanes, now onto Septem-burr
 


S2COND:
BLOG WORLD
Oh boy has it eva changed......all dese colors, songs, videos, bling bling, daymmm....Its wonderful that we have all dese new tingz now, but i tink da world of BLOGGIN' has changed, its da new MSN of our tyme. Ahh boi, cant wait till da grankids see dis one, hahaha *mebe i should work on KIDS first*



THIR3: *LAFF TIL U BAWL*
Always listen 2 dat mornin' radio!

ACTUAL NEWS STORY: *muahhaa*

Pennsylvania - A bank robber was sentenced to 24 years in prison. Instead of wearing masks, he and his accomplice had thought that rubbing citric acid on their faces would somehow blur their images on the security cameras.!

Ps.......Y ppl keep sayin im popular<-dere is no such word, NO im not KARAZEE, tink of it, Popular-widely liked or appreciated, nahh dat aint me!, im jus one person tryin 2 bring a smyle one face @ a tyme

Peace G'nite Nuff Luv n Respec' 2 All!

Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè P

*HUGS*
*I NEED SUM SUGA, GIMME GIMME SUM,* *pwease*

08 agosto

Bro B-day

HA-P  B-DAY  BRO !!!! 

He's 10!!! -Aug.7

*dey grow up soooo fast* *sniff*

He such a cute BEBE, wah happen? lol KIDDIN

*look wat a wearin >_O lawd haf mercy*

 

  looka @ me bro aww..tink imma cwy......

 

Peace


*HUGS*

*Gives sum B-day luvin' dis way!*

02 agosto

Ran duh dum dum dummm

*WARNIN' LONG BLOG AHEAD*
C u r r e n t H - t o w n T y m e =

Holllaaaaa @ ma ppeeeplezz, *snifffff* *ahhhh smell dat?* no. me either, cuz i've been out of space world fe awhileeeeeeeeeeeeeee, shyttttttttaki soup lol no profanity herree *angel face* got sooo much catchin up 2 do, sumone throw me sum info!!!

I"VE MISSEEDDD ALL Y'ALLL!!!! *group hug*
*ok who touched me bum bum >_O <-evil eye* lol



In OTHER NEWS: I'm so sadddd
...its me moooomeee (mom) birfday >_< n she's in Florida widout me, *dat'll be xplained LATA*, so newho its her birfday, *sniff*, im o.k., tanxz fo da hugz, *everyone has a quizzical look on their face* *WAT hug* lol, shaddduuppp *stickin tongue out*


DIS IS FO U MOOOOOME!!!!!!



*JACK@ZZ ALERT, HER BIRFDAY IZ 2MORO >_<*

So da net is up obviously dat was FUN, boi oh boi, dunt even get me started.....aight aiight, since u insist. :)

Bring modem into net company get da modem fixed, since dey "think" dats da problem.
Service person: What can i help you with today?
Me: Ma modem had a heartattack so dey told me to bring it in and exchange it.
Service person: Ok..... *weird stare*
*takes modem from me*
Service person: Where is da power plug dat goes wid it?
Me: Wat u talkin bout? All dey told me to do is bring in da modem.
Service person: Well derez a power cord dat goes wid it. It's alright u can bring it in nex time.
Me: *tinkin in head* nex time, wat next tyme *out loud* yeah i'll bring it by "2moro"
Service person: *hands over new modem*
Me: FINALLLYYY!!!!!
*goes home n tries it*...................................HOUSTON WE HAF LIFT OFF!!!!

 
So now a got DAT fixed n im bak here, n TOTALLY out of da loop, was i ever in it? *tinkin* nahh, i was in ma own "triangle" its so cute in herrreee, lookaaa da purty colorssss :)



On da flip side, ma family left me, yep dats rite, family left fo da state of FLORIDA, since i gotta bust ma @zzzzzets off 2 pay fo skewl, so sad, so im stuck in 4 seasons a day Ontario, while dere bakin in 1 nice tan burnin sun Florida!! ahh!!! *sulk* *sigh* *slowly tryin 2 get ova it* lol, dis was a conversation we had b4 we left, i rememba it like it was yestaday *ahem* on da 21st on June. *sigh*

Family Moment
R= 9 yr old bro    T= 7 yr old bro   M= Mumsy pie   L= Shexi Me o' course :)

R: Mommy is "36" and her birfday is aug. 6
L: no its not, its aug. 3

R: mommy is ur birfday aug. 3
M: *wid food in mouth* mmhm..

R: i was born 1995, aug 7
L: ur point?

R: mommy, wat tyme was i born?
M: i dun rememba
*laffin @ him*

R: *gos n loooks at baby time plate* i was born at 12 am
L: ur point, styll is......?

R: tina wen were u born *datz ma nickname*
L: guess

R: octo. 17, 1986
L: ok, why yuh askin so many questions? a tryin 2 eat!!

R: how much did i weigh wen i was born
M: 8pds

R: how bout tina
L: i weigh 6 pds 6 ozs
M: n is u 'R' who mek me belly big!
*laffin*

R: wen did i learn how to potty?
M: at 2

R: wen did timothy learn?
L: timothy is still learnin
*all laff*

R: no seriously!!
L: yes, seriously we dunno wen he gonna stop peein da bed
*all lafff*

R: wen did tina learn?
M: she learned early wen she was 1, cuz i mek her wipe up her own pee.
L: dats it i'm dun eatin.
*laffter*

L: *i goin 2 da bathroom* *listenin' from inside*
R: what was my first word?
M: daddy, u ungrateful likkle pickney
*laffin*

R: wat bout tina?
M: umm.. *burp* a cant rememba
*laffter*

L: its not funnyy!!
R: how bout timothy?
M: probably daddy yuh ungrateful likkle pickney!!

*sigh* i miss family moments like dat *HUGZ SELF* so 3 mo weeks wid out da fam. watever shall i do *sip*.......its water a tell u!!! lol

Other confessions: A STOPPED BEING MAD @ DA BUS!! *takes a bow*, cuz dey on summa schedule so derez NO WAY in hell 2 literally catch an "on time" buz wid so much construction. EVERY ROAD A TURN is anodda dig up road, lawd haf mercy!!

DATS ALL FO' NOW FOLKS TILL LATA!

ENJOY UR CHEWSDAY!!!

Peace


Like ma new look??? It's called
"DEAD TIRED"




*HUGS*
*MISSIN' U LIKE KARAZEEE!*

07 luglio

LEAVE

DUE 2 HEALTH CIRCUMSTANCES THIS SPACE,

WILL NOT BE IN OPERATION

FOR AWHILE

*sniff*

PLEASE DO ONE TING FO ME...

Put a smile on your face,
And a song in your heart!





If at times you feel you want to cry,
And life seems such a trial;
Above the clouds there's a bright blue sky,
So make your tears a smile.

As you travel on life's way,
With its many ups and downs;
Remember its quite true to say,
One smile is worth a dozen frowns.

Among the world's expensive things,
A smile is very cheap;
And when you give a smile away,
You get one back to keep.

Happiness comes at times to all,
But sadness comes unbidden;
And sometimes a few tears must fall,
Among the laughter hidden.

So when friends have sadness on their face,
And troubles round them piled;
The world will seem a better place,
And all because you smiled!

~ Author Unknown ~



G'morn, G'aftanoon, n G'nite
17 giugno

Stripped

*Second all ENGLISH blog*

S.T.R.I.P.P.E.D.



As you can guess by the title, and your dirty minds, its going to be something different today.

I listen to my commenters and one of them said, "I wish there was more about who you are", *stop checking the comment boxes to find out who!!*

As per his/her request you wanna know me......this is me...stripped...*stop tinkin' dirty*

My current exsistence: I wake up each day at approximately 6:00 a.m. shut the alarm clock off, go back to bed to wake up promptly at 6:30 to then again fall asleep and FINALLY awake BRIGHT n EARLY at 7:00 to have a shower, get dressed, and proceed to work.

I then head out, running for the bus as usual without giving the slightest thought of breakfast. I then catch the bus to get off and take another bus which always feels the need to arrive 5 mins late, testing my patience. I finally arrive downtown just within seconds to catch the final bus to work. Arriving accurately, not too early and not too late at 8:30 at which i start my day till 12 when i grab my lack of lunch- applesauce, fruit cup (that reminds me) *goes in bag n eats fruit cup*, and a juice. You ask where is the rest of my lunch? There isnt any REST. In order to pave my way through college, sacrifices have to be made, even if it means my lack of nutrition. (sad, i kno) Then at 1 i return to my redundant work till i leave at 4:25 to catch a bus heading home. Then i have to wait for the bus going East to then catch MY BUS headin, finally HOME.

When i arrive home i watch whatever is left of Ellen, watch Just for Laugh Gags to relieviate the stress and finally watch the News and eat whatever scraps of food i may find.

I then proceed to blog and check the comments people may leave just put that extra bounce in my step for when i later watch some more tv. (tv junkie i know).

And when this is all done, i go to my bed to start it all over again. This process will be repeated till the end of August. :)

Weekends i work at Canadian Tire to deal with inpatient customers and to be treated like i'm 12 yrs old just because i 'look' it. I never get a day off and I never will till school starts. When i do return to school I will have to pull some more 90's out of my @ss just to get my diploma and graduate. Then after that hopefully i'll get a good full-time job and maybe start a new life.

A life that will not only provide for me but my family. (startin to tear up) We dont ask for much in life, but just happiness. Love is unseen but given, unspoken but heard, but its always there.

My state of being: Right now is not very well. The last "doctor appointment" was i guess you could say a 'priorety'. I probably have a tumor in my head but couldnt care less about getting my head scanned. Probably going to have heart failure soon but couldnt care if it was detected. Probably going to have a punctured lung soon, couldnt care. (stop bulgin your eyes) My mom always says, "Why and how are you still alive?" my reply, "I dont know, i ask myself the same question" I just take one step at a time, and i dont worry about things such as my heart, lungs, or my brain. Because there is no reason to. If i spent my whole life worrying, do you know how much time that would take up?! Doctors appointments: 2 hours every time, Medication: months of my life, Stress: everyday. Why would i worry about that when i can worry about.. is my mother happy? is she truly happy? am i making a difference in my brothers life? how can i bring find someone for my mom that can make her happy? how can i put a smile on that person's face today? how can i help? I'd rather care about someone else than take care of myself. I'd rather sacrifice my own health, my own well-being, my heart and soul into seeing someone enjoy their life.

I dont party on weekends even though people ask me, i'm too tired, may have a few drinks now and then, but cant get drunk, i have responsibilities. I grew up way too fast without a childhood, i went from child to adult. I've had to take care of myself for 10 years of my life and i'm not going to stop now.

Here's my hidden dilemma: For 3 years i've known someone who has no flaws. I've tried laydees and this guy has nothing that i find that would turn me off. NOTHING. I've been there for him, listened to him talk about people he's liked even to the point that 7 hours have passed by. And to know that i cant have him because i choose NOT TO. now that is love. (stop askin why, i'll tell ya!) To have love not put another crack in my heart i'd rather stay friends with love.

I've loved and been betrayed by love. Love is a lie that only the heart cant see. When someone says they love you, investigate. Love isnt a game. Some of us spend seconds, minutes, hours, days, months, and maybe in years feeling love only to know the love you had wasnt love at all, but a monster in disguise. Then when you think you've found love, love wont take you. Life isnt fair indeed.

At night if i may feel the need i write in what i call "My Book Of Thoughts" (diary if u may), *why you may ask?* Because its the only object that will listen to what i have to say without sheer prejudice, judgement and redicule. It can hold more secrets than any human can.

This is me stripped, my half told tale of the life i lead behind the smile. :)

So, instead of me parading with a dark cloud over my head, i'm going to continue smiling and live my life to the day i take my very last breath.

G'morn, G'aftanoon n G'nite




*HUGS* TOTAL!
*HUG ME IF U CARE* *hugz self*

14 giugno

Mournday/ Chewsday

T Y E R D . A S . H E L L !

C u r r e n t H - t o w n T y m e =

"SAY SOMETHING NICE" DAY!
Duty: June 14 Go visit as much "Spizzles" as you can and SAY SOMETHING NICE! *now GO!*
~Courtesy of JAMIE~



*HUGS* TOTAL!
*GIMMIE SUM SUGA!!*








HE FREE!!


A smile is like looking in a mirror.
If you give a smile you're likely to get one back!"

"Let a smile be your umbrella on a rainy day."

"A smile costs nothing,
but gives much."

"It takes but a moment,
but the memory of it
sometimes lasts forever."

"Smiling is infectious;
you catch it like the flu."

"A smile is a language
even a baby understands."


Peace

Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè P

08 giugno

Wenday "Wurkin"



*HUGS* TOTAL!
*HUG ME* I'M WURKIN!!

Note 2 Peeplez: If u left a msg on ma Answerin' Machine u haf a REPLY



*attemptin' 2 sing*(onna dese dayzz!!) i've been wurkin' in ma job, all da long long dayyy, *look up lyrics n realize i'm "singin' it wrong" I've been workin on the railroad, all the live long day!! *styll likin ma version* *angel face*

if you all haven't guessed i'm "workin" rite now, jus tryin' 2 pass da tyme. I've read all ur commentz, i was gonna do rounds yestaday, but i sacrificed dat 2 surprise ma muther by doin' laundry fo her. I DO do it >_< *fold* *pack away*, but i so proud i worked da machine!! dunt shake yo head at me, its an olddd machine n hard 2 operate!! so yeah dats wat i was doin'...sowwie if i'm a giver. *hearin aww's* *takes a bow* lol

*ugly color* I styll haf the last installment 2 do in ma Buz Storiez Pie, Mournday n Chewsday presented me wid horrible moments on da bus, BOTH dayz i had a bus breakdown while on da way 2 work n on da way home...*breathe*....n dunt even get me started on da hot weatha, a kno a whineing n i come from a HOTTER country, but pooo....





WENDAY WURK FOONIEZ

The Pointless But Hilarious Quest




Peace

Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè P




HA-P BIRFDAY! GURU!!

06 giugno

Hot Owt Derre

*attemptin' 2 sing* lonelllyy...i'm so lonellyyy......i haf nobody.....but ma ownnnnnnnn.............heyyllooooo peeplez!!!, ahh gotta catch da BUS *roll eyez* styll workin' on gettin' a car, gotta go da doc'z, yeah dat appointment a had 2 weeks ago, jus pooped 2day, i've read all ur commentz, whoaaa, shyttttt O_O lotz a commentz, i'm not dead....yet *sunshine ray* 27 degrees, feels like 33 degrees dats 92 degrees do da Americana'z in da house, HOLLA!! BE BAKS LATAZ!!!




Peace

Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè P



~LATA~

Whineing (cant spell): went to da doc'z wait, wait sum mo' mofo' had me waitin close 2 an hour, a say no n *walk out door* i mite as well make an appointment da day a dead, jeez, waitin tyme is horrible, n da fact dat i was hot, tyerd n thirsty n booked da appointment 2 weekz ago wen i was ACTUALLY syk didn't help much, grrrr..... 2 bad i missed "Show Your Legs" day....*peek*........



Hey!!! i saw Madagascar LMAO, cute n cuddly boys, smile n wave >_< i watched dis afta i had a few drinkz, mite haf been a likkle funnier dan if i was sober. I almost cried lol, sad a kno!! It's a moo-v fo' everybody! Dere was A LOT of couples dere O_O.



Ah well....ughh...i hate Mourndayz...a need a song......sing it bebe (ma space).
26 maggio

Watday?

It's a Thirstday ahhh...yes, the day we all get thirsty fo' da weekend. Well Laydeez 'N Gentz da weekend will start 2 moro.



THIRSTDAY FOONIES



Buz Storiez: Pie Ingredient - Sugar
*in ode of Pridi*

Some people seriously need some help. This was me standing at the bus stop waiting well obviously for THE BUS, while watching a 11 yr. old or so waiting for the bus with his friend.

Me: Listenin' 2 cd not paying much attention

Young Boy: Young boy walking off sidewalk to stand on street to see if the bus coming.

Me: O_o *ok, normal thing people do*

Young Boy: Checks again to see if the bus coming

Me: Ok the bus isn't coming yet, stop checking!

*bus starts to come down the street*

Young Boy: *go lay down on the road*

*bus still coming....coming closer....coming closer*

Me: *thinking* GET UP!! O_O

Young Boy: Gets up as soon as the bus nearly runs him over and walks on bus like nothing happened!

If i was his muther ohhhh he would have had a slap comin! What da hell is wrong wid kids??



*HUGS* TOTAL!
*HUG* ME i'm styll sick *cough*



Peace

Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè P

ha! try 2 slap ma @zz now b!tches
24 maggio

Sykday


ughh...ma throat...motherf**ker ma throat...and i didn;t even drink dis weekend, i was a good gurl *angel face* ahhh.....*takes throat lozenge* ahh...not helpin' *cougH* *cough* spitball...yuk Sickly

tanxz 2 dose who haf been votin' fo me *MUAH* for FUNNIEST BLOGGA *ahem* u styll haf till Fryday NO RUSH :)


In regards (ooo..i kno english) to da comments.......

Blah a.k.a. Dante: i kno u liked it ;) lol, stop slappin ma @zz *jiggle*

Lord a.k.a. Devil Angel: i sho did and i got a crazee customer comment on da weekend, NEVER fails!

Purty Laydee a.k.a. Diana: Tanxz fo' yo vote, i gotta go vote, well fo maself, gotta get dat 1 xtra vote in lol

Ma Momma a.k.a. Amy:yeah he slapped me, now me bum bum is all red *owww* n tanxz fo' yo vote!

Sexi Msz Pinky a.k.a. Shanelle: tanxz fo' yo vote! and if u send me ur e-mail i can tell u how :)

Thoughtz Laydee a.k.a. Jo: Tanxz fo yo vote!, i hope i win 2, but i tink i'm gettin beat >_< oh mommaaa!!

Laff Laydee a.k.a. Jen: ahh..so many storiez 2 tell, so likkle tyme! hope u enoyed ur weekend 2!

Crak Laydee a.k.a. Trish: hope ur hafin' a good weekend 2 and hope u dunt come across any penguinz! 2nd reply: >_< i kno u all luv ma @zz but bak up lol

Hippy Laydee a.k.a Jaymi : lol *b!tch slap* kiddin' >_>

Val *gotta fynd nickname: lucky us huh!! enjoy yo weekend *vote ur heart out*

Kit Kat a.k.a. Kathy: *takes a bow* *trip* *fall* i'm good, i'm O.K. :) tanxz fo yo vote! and Ha-P Birfday! once again if i ddint say it b4, short term memory...who r u again?

"Wigga T" a.k.a. Nathan: wigga T, wat were we smokin? lol, and y i neva get none of it??? jus playin, watever u wanna be nickname, is fyne by me. Am i makin sense, go take sum drugz!

Tie-Dye *styll haven't found nickname*: dats how spwecial u are dat i cant even give u a nick O_O, heyyy ohhh HOLLLA!!

Jamerican Laydee a.k.a. Renee:well come on now, quite obvious lol *batting eyelashes* tanxz

Joey *styll havent found nickname*: you n Tie-Dye haf me stumped, shyttttt, and yes it is a dancing kat

~BE BAKS LATA~ *afta IDOL*



NAME DAT CHUNE*POSTPONED**COUGH*


DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Wat a did tell all of u ha! Ma Solution!! I was somewhat rite, fo da most part, jus neva kno Mary Alice was da killa! Da finale made me BAWL jessum, especially wen Rex died. Peeple is sayin' he not really dead cuz we neva got 2 see him die, i dunno!!! ahhhh, i cant wait till nex season, 2.....far......away....*cwy*



Peace
Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè PAfro With Pick

19 maggio

Thirstday

~We're all "thirsty" for da weekend~ *ugh...nasty font color*



I skipped Wednesday a.k.a. "Whenday" cuz i was soooo tyerd but ahhh...we are nearin' da weekend smell it? i can! *breathe in*..........*holdin*.......*breathe out*...i only haf a few tingz 2 say till lata *reply 2 commentz*......

BB Laydee "Alicia": he's ma "boyfren" hahaah i'm not desperate <_<

Jen: u'll get addicted, i have, i've only reached level 6 daym lamp post gets me everytime

Brian *gotta fynd nickname*: imma workin' on it :P

K@tWom@n: already spoken wich u, and wen u decide to open dat bokkle of wine, my schedule is OPEN :) lol

Crak Laydee: glad u luved da hugaz, and glad u loved ma "boyfren", and u CANT LEAVE!!!

Lord: *HIT* *COMMENT* derrezz u go :)

Nathan O *gotta fynd nickname*: u go steal da song, i jus dunt kno' who u is wen dey catch u :) *angel* lol

Jo: nahh!!! we both was wrong grr....

Stang: hahaha, rabbit @zz mind lol luv it, dunt lose 2 much of it, spaceland will mek u go crazee

Blah: Kahlen!! end of story, i already said ma peace :P


ANTM - B4 show: MA VOTE - Kahlen ~Afta show: WINNER - Naima~ Kahlen got ripped off!!

~Pic courtesy of Blah a.k.a. Dante

Apprentice - B4 show: MA VOTE - Kendra will win ~Afta show: WINNER - I TOLD U!~





Buz Storiez: Pie Piece - Crust

I was standing at the bus stop with my friend, minding our own business. Lady *yes i know the proper spelling* comes up to us and ask me for the time.

Lady: Excuse me, what is the time?

Me: It's almost 5 *cant remember*

Lady: Do you know if the bus goes up to the hospital?

Me: Yeah it goes right up there, just get off at the top of the hill.

Lady: Ok, i know now, I just don't want to be late for my appointment.

Me 'N Fren:*starin at each other*

Lady: I'm going to see my psychiatrist because i forgot to take my medication and i dont have anymore!!

Lady: !!! O_O *movin away slowly*

I dunt care wat kinda 'medication' she on, or wat medication she DIDN'T take, i DIDN'T WANT 2 KNO!

~ BE BAKS LATA~

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~2 HOURS LATA~

I just found out ma Crak Laydee a.k.a. Trish is leavin', well she cant i tell u!!!!, go and stop her!!!


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Peace
Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè PAfro With Pick


P.s. in.....I BAWLED at watchin' da O.C. shyt i'm a bebe (but a cute one) *angel face*, the LAST SONG??? anybody know??....P.s. out

P.s.s in...not payin' attenchun 2 statz (lie) *calculator* (not lieing) 166 *HITZ* away from ma big 4th partay at which ma bebe turnz 4000!!, *sniff* dey grow up so fast....P.s.s out

P.s.s (last one)...(current tyme 1:18) *checkin bank account for paycheck online* HEARTATTACK! wow O_O, someone's goin' shoppin!!...P.s.s. out
16 maggio

Da Moonday

Mournday



Quik Msg:
I realize dat the spaces blvd. seems to be goin down........2 bad i didnt buy property, Tanxz god i live on da Spaces Island, yeah mon! Fresh fruit n wine.*drink*



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Mournday Foonies
You Know You are From Canada When...

1. You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. *steal McDee's packets*

2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. *look like Philsbury Dough Doy*

3. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. *it sho is*

4. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. *step* oo....outside already*

5. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. *who said i go outside?*

6. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports. *throw paper out*

7. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. *i haf a license, i swear*

8. You find -40C a little chilly. *ha.....brrrr..*

9. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. *roll eyez*

10. You know 4 seasons- Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction. *SO TRUE*



~BE BAKS LATA~
Da Fine Print: Chewsday...



*HUGS* TOTAL! *HUG* ME it's MOURNDAY

*viewed better in firefox*
HOLLAAAA!!

Paradise: did u get ma e-mail?

Korner Laydee: already spoke 2 u, yeah

Purty Laydee: *HUG* tanxzz

Chocolate Laydee: will do.....sum...tyme...*add contact*

Hippy Laydee: *cant breathe* ahh...tanxz fo da hugz!

Thoughtz Laydee: *layin in hammock* wat'd u say, envious? hahah

Kit Kat: so sad, da 3 spices lol, tanxzz

K@tWoma@n: aww...*sniff* their b-u-t-ful, tanxzz so much *sendin scrolly html*

Val: its awesome! n tanxzz

Peace

~Nuff Luv 'N Respec'~

08 maggio

Muther Day!


A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan



Well i decided 2 participate in Narcissa's likkle Muther Day Special thing there i mentioned earlier.....*fo dose who aren't regular space visitors* (i dunt kno y ur not) i'm not going to repeat myself. So guess wat happen? u'll NEVER guess, so i'll tell ya!......About a month ago i entered a Mother's day contest for a gift basket worth mebe $100 and I WON!! i cant believe it!!! AHHHH i almost cried it came just in tyme cuz sad 2 say i work everyday and didnt haf a whole lot of tyme 2 fynd me mommy da best present *tear* yeah i kno *slaps hand* bad gurl, but look at the upside :) anywho since i like 2 be original i wrote a song instead of a poem/story here be it........

Reason I'm Alive
*Dedicted 2 Ma Mama*



At 6 am 6 pounds 6 oz.
You loved me from first sight
You took me in your arms
And said, “Baby your mine”
And from that day

Chorus
I don’t know how you do it
You always know how to mend my heart
Cuz when I don’t know what to do
I know I can just look to you
Oh momma
You’re the reason I’m alive

You came and you gave
The things I need to survive
You shelter me without hesitation
Cuz you know what’s right
You comfort me and lift me up
You’re the light in my life

Chorus x2

You’ve been through ups and downs
And you still fight
You keep going
like there’s nothing to fear or hide

Chorus

You keep pushing and keep going
Making me stronger
Making me realize
You’re the reason I've survived





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I realized after writin dis song it resembled Fantasia Barrino's "Baby Mama" but dis is a soley pure original poem/song i havent decided hm.....mebe POEM

Fo Da Mommaz
*Dedicted 2 Amy, Angie, Cave of Muse, Corrina, Gina, Jaymi, Jen, Josephine, Kathy, Katwoman, Kenzie, Lady V, Laura, Lisa, Lisa, *different one*, Lor, Mage, MetroLiving, Miss D, Miz Moxie, Narcissa, Nickita, Puss 'N Boots and Thong, Quesadilla,Sarah, S-n-R, Stacey, Tessa, Tribal Butterfly, Trish, Vicki, and the other space moms.*Some space momma links provided by Jaymi*

I don’t know what to say
To make you hear me
But listen to the message
I bring your way

This is for the mommas
Who been holding things down
This is for the mommas
Who be wearing the skirt and the pants *not to be taken literally*
This is for the mommas
Who aint got no one but themselves
This is for them

I appreciate all the things they do
Washing, cooking and cleaning till their bruised
And I thank god
That he created people like that
Who be doing everything they can

I seen all the things they give
Compassion, love, their heart and soul
Into raising kids
Tthat’ll grow up to be
Strong people like she
Without her
I don't know what we'd all do

I can't say it again
I aint repeating myself
Cuz we all know who they are
Their the rock, healer, provide and caregiver

This is for the mommas
This is for them


06 maggio

Muther Day Weekend

MUTHER DAY WEEKEND!

I dedicate ma space song to all the mothers who been workin hard i kno cuz i got one of them and sure as hell lucky to have! Fo da snygle mathas or even just the mathas have a GREAT WEEKEND!!!!! *MUAH*





*HUGS* TOTAL! *HUG*


Peace
Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè PAfro With Pick

04 maggio

Muther May I?

in 2day's "fun n xcitement" Lã¥Ðéè P's DESPERATE HOUSEWIVE 'SOLUTIONz', MSN MESSENGER FIX'N, & *NU* HOROSCOPES

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FIRST: DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES



If those who HAVE been watchin Desperate Housewives as much as I, I have finally figured out the pieces of the puzzle and if i'm right wich i very well tink i am. I figured it out last Sunday durin Pt. 1 of "Sorting Out The Laundry". For those of you who havent watched it here's Episode 1 Recap

Basically I think Mary Alice kill herself because of guilt. Zach's real name being Dana means that he was the son of Deirdre who is the daughter of the man who has been tryin to fynd his daughter for 15 years and Deirdre used to be Dolfino's lover. I'm thinking Zach "Dana" is Dolfino and Deirdre son. Deirdre gave birth to a son and somehow the son went 'missing'. I figure Mary Alice and Paul Young go steal the baby changed her name which used to be Angela. The baby chest as you all know had Deirdre inside, so she must of went searching for her son and Mary Alice and Paul go kill her off because they didn't want to lose their chyld. Now Gabriella's baby is John's come on now, she slept around too many times and the change of it being Carlos baby is slim. I tink she's going to go through with it.

ANY QWESCHUNS???





Which Housewife Are You?

I am Susan of Desperate Housewives!


You always mean well, but somehow things don't always work out as you'd planned. It doesn't matter. You take your tumbles with good frace and always come up smiling. But try to remember you're the grown-up in your family.

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SECOND: MSN MESSENGER FIX'N

Tell me the error and i'll tell you the solution fo' xample: This service is "temporary unavailable" please try again later. (Error code) 800b0001. It can be fixed with a few simple steps and tellin me the code will make this process run a likkle smoother, HOLLA!

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*NU: HOROSCOPES*





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Muther May I?

We continually ask our mothers fo' so much wen they haf given so much already. Tell of how spwecial dat MOMMA is......Mother's Day Poem/Essay!!!

DEADLINE: MOTHER'S DAY!

*SNEAK PREVIEW of Lã¥Ðéè P's poem* (I love you mommy) ha! like i'd give u a glimpse nah uhhh
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Peace
Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè PAfro With Pick


P.s. in....ANTHONY NEEDS 2 LEAVE NOW!!....Ps. out

27 aprile

Chewsday

yeah i'm a "likkle" slow...cuz now its Wednesday morn' and i'm writin 'bout Chewsday (Tuesday in H'english)

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FIRST: IDOL
Me watching American Idol with ma 8 yr. old brother
Da boy has a sense of humor.


*Show Starts*

Carrie performs
Me: She is awesome
Bro: Yeah she really good
Me: She need to stop being so stiff dough, sheesh
Bro: I can't watch this no more, ugh......*covers head*

Bo performs
Me: What's wid da shirt? *raise eyebrow*
Bro: He's really good

Anthony *i tink* performs
Me: Ugh..
Bro: I can't even look at him
Me: *mute*
Bro: He's still horrible by this much *hand*....................................................*other hand*

Vonzell perfoms
Me: I love this so......ugh....you got to be kiddin
Me: *change channel*
Bro: she's horrible
Me: *change back* *sings along*
Bro: Your making it worse, don't let me haf to show you how much

Constantine perfoms
Me: Noo.....I like this song, he better not ruin it
Bro: Look like he's going to jump into da crowd
Me: No one will catch him
Bro: He' s horrible
Me: He ruined the song
Bro: He's crazy

Scott performs
Me: That's awesome *sniff*
Bro: He's good

*End of Show*
Me: Who you tink going home?
Bro :Scott is going home because Simon says so and Simon knows what he talkin about
Me: *roll eyes* I tink so too.


WHAT DO YOU THINK?
*Don't let my brother's opinion sway your vote* haha
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Something i found off of Tie-Dyes space
How far can you get the drunk to walk?

Bet u can't walk as far as me!




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*TRUE STORY*
Jus HAD 2 share sumtin' from ma H-Town
Not your typical "hide the money under the bed" scenario

An Italian couple didn't believe in the bank so they kept all their life savings IN their mattress. It's approximated that they saved close to $100,000 (fo da gangstaz dats 100 G's). So thier children decided to send their parents on a vacation. The children decided that thier parents needed a NEW MATTRESS. (it's ok to laugh now, or feel sympathy for wat i'm 'bout 2 tell you). They THREW OUT the old one and bought a new one. When the couple returned they discovered that their life savings had been thrown out with the garbage. One of the children had a heart attack when they found out.


Moral: USE THE BANK..... *removin' money from under bed*
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Peace
Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
Lã¥Ðéè PAfro With Pick


P.s. Big Shout Outz 2 Eddie HOLLA!!!!
22 aprile

"Blah" Day/ Earth Day

Everyone seems 2 be feelin' a likkle BLAH, hello ppl its FRIDAY. T.G.I.F. or does that not stand anymore?
Ah well since I am the uplifter of all upliftees (it's a word, i dont care) I gotta brighten ur day and ur nite. I see everyone is enjoyin' ma "Laff Till U Bawl" segment, don't bawl 2 hard now.

Let FoamyFREE YOUR BLAHZ<- *click*

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Happy Earth Day

On another A minor note - 2day is Earth Day so let's "CELEBRATE", here's what I did:
A. Go outside.........to work.

At work: Make RULES for ma customers. Oh yeah had to make some more rules.

RULES:
1. Don't call me HUNNY, DARLIN', SWEETIE, or CUTIE especially if your over 40. I AM a Lã¥Ðéè.

2. Just because i have a NAME TAG, don't ABUSE IT ie. "Hi, LaYdee P", "How are you LaYdee P?", "Bye Laydee P"..ughh..*name tag in garbage*

3. Don't play the "I'm gonna give you the money then pull it away, then pass the money and pull it away again" game, PASS MONEY and MOVE ALONG.

4. Don't ask me if you can use CANADIAN TIRE MONEY at CANADIAN TIRE (for those in the U.S., u'll understand if you visit)

5. Don't tell me to smile, I'm NOT goin' 2.

6. Don't ask me how long i've been working there, I'll still know MORE than YOU.

7. If i don't put the product in a bag, mebe, JUST mebe, it CANT FIT.

8. Don't argue over the price, ESPECIALLY if its JUST 20 cents away *I know u ALL do it*, DON'T it's a couple of cents.

But in da end, its ALL WORTH IT, all the smiles, the cuts and the newborns i've seen *sniffle* i'm gettin' choked up *holdin bak tears*, ALL WORTH IT!

B. Come home from work................in the rain.

C. Stay home....and write a blog about my day.


*Breathe in* ahhhhh i "LOVE" Earth Day.

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Fryday Profyle

1. First name:.................................................................. *i'll never tell* :P
2. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 1-800-IAM-(SEXY) LOL
3. Address: y...u gonna stalk me...i wouldnt mind*invitation fo guys only*..lol..j/k
4. Star sign: *Libra*
5. What do you want in a relationship most? TRUST, LUV, RESPEC', FUN, LAUGHTER!!!
6. What's a major turn on for you? hmm...ability 2 mek me laugh...lol.n neting mek me laugh..lol..dere i go again *reowwwww*
7. What do you think of soul mates? ma soul is corrupted so i wouldnt kno..lol
8. Are you happy? uh..no..i hate everyone..of course i happy....wee..oooo...ahhh!!!!*fall off chair*
9. Why? uhhh.....cuz...i have a disease dat meks me happy...lol
10. What makes you happy? SUGA!!!..n LOTS OF IT!!...*sneakin' 4 mo' spoons in drink*


*Note to Me: Get rid of polar bear hair off legs.*
*Note to Maself: See if my therapist has come back from her 1 year vacation*
*Note to I: stop talkin' to me, maself, and I.*

ROTFL



Peace
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Lã¥Ðéè PAfro With Pick

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*NU ALERT*
O M G!!!!!
I found out ma marks..........
I passed PRAISE DA LAWD!
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*POP OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE* WHOOOOOOO!!!! *CHEERS*
Here I come 2nd YEAR!