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07 agosto 4-1-1~Dedicated to Tude Fluffin' Laydee ~ *took me AWHILE, but a got it dun!, if a sey imma do it, imma do it, sooner or lata*
GENERAL
Blog name = Laydee Petite *omg a spider is crawlin up ma pants* ahh...ok im fyne, nex qwestion..... # piercings = 2 cuz i cant fit no mo on ma likkle ears >_< # tattoos = 0 height = do we really hafta discuss dis...5 f't 1 inch *had 2 throw da inch in lol* hair color = black wid sum 'red turned brown turnin blonde' highlights siblings = unfortunately *kiddin*, um.....5, but somehow i'm an only child :) children = 0 rite now..but lata 10, yeah!! How old do you look = probably 16 as sum ppl would say How old do you act = old, *creak* How old do you feel = meh, young adultish i guess O_o Do you have any pets = no *cwy so lonellyyyyy, im so lonelyyy
LAST... movie you rented = err,,,Cursed wif Christina Ricci, wich was a bunch of GARbage movie you bought = I dont BUY, i "borrow off of da net" :) song you listened to = Marques Houston- Naked *mmm.......* song that was stuck in your head = Fatty Koo- Chills, awesome song!! cd you bought = yet again, i dunt BUY, "i'm a sharin kinda person maself* *click* *download* tv show you've watched = cant rememba da tv went hazy afta da first minutes *fell sleep* *woke up a few hours lata*
DO... you have a secret crush = hahahahhahahaa.....ahh boy.........nex qwestion you wish you could live somewhere else = deres nowhere else i could live but C EH N EH D EH!!!!!!! you think about suicide = occasionally, wont lie you believe in online dating = I agree wid ma Tude Fluffin Laydee if it works go ahead others find you attractive = rewowwwww...i dunno, DO U? *licks lips* their dry, watt!! you like cleaning = *looks @ jungle of a room* umm....yeah, i'll get rite on dat you like roller coasters = *weeee....* yesh, o' course!!!
FOR OR AGAINST... long distance relationships = um......from personal xperience if it works fo u, go ahead! using someone = against, wat da....oh helll no smoking = smoke WAT xactly? if u talkin bout cigz den nah uh (against) Death penalty = Dun care, i'm not one 2 sey who's crime is worse dan anotha person's crime, who r we 2 judge, wat is the 'worst crime' committed, who seys stealin n killin arent equal? dey both crimes r dey not, bahh!! i cant bodda xplain ma logic
HAVE YOU... ever lied to someone? = I've lied @ sum point in ma lyfe, but a stopped cuz derez no reason 2 lie, none watsoeva ever been in a fist fight? = juz verbal fights, watttt?? a cant help it >_< ever passed out on a street from drinking too much? = *thinkin* yep, sidewalks r really soft, who woulda thunk it! ever told someone you loved them when you didnt? = yes n dat was unfair 2 dem ever cheated on a lover/spouse? = no ever cheated on a test? = *hidin cheat sheet* nahh uh, ok a did! n a styll failed da class *roll eyez*
WHAT... shoes do you wear most= ma $7 dolla sandals from Zellers! are you scared of = not being able 2 haf children n not being luved in return do you want to be when you grow up = a SHEXI BROWN LAYDEE :) lol, a wanna do sumtin in da musiq industry is your least favorite chore to do = dishes, deres a REASON someone invented da dishwasher, halloooo! makes you the happiest = *blushin* *smylin*....... *whispers* i'll neva tellllll upsets you the most = simple arrogance, ignorance, racism, stupidity, lack of common sense, ppl chewin wid dey mouth open, LATE bus drivers lol, n simple thoughtlessness, THINK PPL THINK always makes you smile = makin someone smyle :) *big smyle*
NUMBER... of times I have been in love = i dunno if i've TRULY xperienced being IN LOVE of hearts I have broken = hopefully none O_O of people I can trust with my life with = 2 of times my name has appeared in the newspaper = uh....umm....actually once cuz a won a contest ting of scars on my body = *countin* 1....2.....3....10....12...a lot, i cut masef all da tyme *not suicidally* O_O of things in my past that I regret = da past is da past, cant re-do, so no regrets, wat happened happened fo a reason, learn n move on of times I told people I loved them today = 1 wen a call ma bro 2 sey Ha-P B-Day!
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE... pretty = pretty? *pshhh* i'd sey shexi b!tch lol kiddin, i duno, a guess *roll eyes* funny = i'd sey so....ha ha...oh boy tough crowd friendly = umm...yeah, im pretty outspoken in a sarcastic b!tchy way so...yeah... amusing = mebe, but i amuse masef all da tyme, ooo look @ da purty colors hehehe ugly = sunday, mournday, chewsday, wenday, thirstday, fryday, satday, yep loveable = *HUGZZZz* caring = i would assume so... <_< >_> sweet = *angel face* sensitive = *tear* *teardrop* *sniffles* *cwy* *bawling* dat xplain it a putz = newayzz mean = sumtymes, hafta be
FAVORITE... 6 letter word = *gets dictionary* summer *countin* yep whohoo!! Candy = Baskin Robbins candy, mmm.....n Werthers Original n Hershey Chocolate n....lol i'm a SUGA FWEAK!!! Cartoon = used 2 be Spongebob, now......no tyme fo cartoons Cereal = Raisan Bran! Color = purple, n it's not gay! Day of week = none, cuz dey all look da same *work* *work* Season = Summa Tyme *gettin a tan* LMAO a tan, ahh man, a crak masef up Movie = Neva Been Kissed, Finding Nemo, Butterfly Effect,and Saw Book = Burning Up by Caroline B Cooney<-luv herrrr! TV Channel = a have 20 channels, soo...yeahh lol
PERSON WHO LAST... Slept in your bed with you = ma pillow named PILLOW *oooo squishy* Saw you cry = ma frenz Made you cry = *ratha not sey* Yelled at you = no one yells @ me! xcuseeeee me, if dey do dey got anodda ting comin Smiled at you = sum kid in ma neighbourhood wen a was comin home Kissed you = me *kisses mirror* lol
HAVE YOU EVER... Gone out in public in your pajamas = ma pj= parental advisory lol Kept a secret from everyone = actually, wait wait....a did, den it came out *roll eyez* Wished you were the opposite sex = juz wen PMS starts rollin in dat'd be great Stolen someones newspaper = oh come on....lol NO i "borrow" silly, kiddin Borrowed something never meaning to return it = <_< >_> yeahhh Had sex with some one of the same sex = mebbeee, mebbeee not
LOVE Do you believe in love at first sight = yeah everytyme a look in da mirror ohhh KIDDIN lol, yes a do Most important quality to you in a relationship is = honesty if u lie 2 me, i cant trust u, wich means a cant love u Who loves you most = hopefully me muther >_<
MISCELLANEOUS INFO Do you speak any other languages = a speak PATIOS n a styll learnin ENGLISH lol, n a learn 4 yrs FRANCAIS Last flavor you tasted = hahhaha... wouldnt u like 2 kno, stop tinkin SICK! lol a drink name Ting<-dats da name, soooo gooood Last noise you heard = da musiq playin on ma comp Last smell you sniffed = ma room *sprays febreeze* dat stuff is great lol Last meal you ate = leftova pizza >_< Last beautiful thing you saw = da mirror, jus playin... da bus comin 2 take me home :) Last emotion you felt = sadness, im not in florida 2 celebrate ma bro birfday he 10!! *sniff* Favorite item in your home = da food in da fridge n ma comp Worst feeling in the world = feelin i could've died a few weeks ago *ratha not xplain*
FINISH THIS SENTENCE: I Love ... ma fam I Miss ... ma fam I Wish ... i didnt hafta go work 2moro *wishin* *WISHIN* *crossin fingers* I Hope ... ma fam get a lyfe dey always dream 'bout I Want ... wat a cant haf I am ... tyerd, just a bit I need ... nuttin', a haf a roof, clothes n food, get da necessities
I'd rather die than lick ... wa da craker jak?? lol newayzzz.... Peace
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Idol - B4 show: MA VOTE - Bo will win! 05 aprile Who made da TOILETSince I am such an inquisitive young laydee, *ahem*, thank you. I have the most overwhelming fascination for objects and sorts that we use today in our modern world, and yet take for granted. I started researching the invention of the bus, but with my luck towards the end of the report, my motherf@kking bastard of a computer decided to freeze and i lost all my precious info. U'll jus hafta wait till next week to learn about da bus. For now i bring you da TOILET. HAHA
Most of us think that a man name Thomas Crapper invented the hole we sit on time and time and TIME again. But it was some English dude, a plumber, in the late 1800s who made da shit hole. The first flush toilet was invented in 1775. It was formally known as the "Water Closet" which means 'Water entered from one side of the bowl and through the top at the same time, causing the bowl to flush.' Bet you didn;t know dat HA!
First of all some Sir John Harrington, godson to Queen Elizabeth, he started with inventing it but ended it, cuz people kept making fun of him for it. No kidding. Den 200 years lata, Alexander Cummings (laff now, hahaha), reinvented the 'Water Closet' by inventing the 'S-trap' Reoww, which is a valve between the bowl and the s-trap.. Den 2 years lata a Samuel Prosser made a plunger for it. Den Joseph Bramah now, come along 1 year lata and made a valve at the bottom of th bowl which is the predecessor to our 'ballcock', don't ask haha. Den the next decade came and Thomas Twyford i guess 'finalized and revolutioned' the 'Water Closet' in 1885 when he built the first strapless toilet. Den a J.G. Jennings made a washout closet in 1852 which had a basin with a dished tray and water seal, the flush water would drive the contents into the pan through the s-trap. It was this design that would refine the rest of the decade.....and evolve for today.
No matter who u give credit to, you will have to appreciate the importance of all their combined contributions. Dey deserve the credit, each one of them, otherwise we'd be in da bushes, and you wouldn't want dat, now would you? We must thank the men of our past for such an invention that we could not do without today. Nowdayz once ur ass leaves the 'Water Closet' it flushes automatically. Let me ask a question "How many times haf u gotten up off ur ass and haf da shit hole NOT FLUSH?" honestly. I prefer manual labour tanx u, just like the olden days. Then deres the rich and famous toilets, the ones that the seat goes down automatically. This here was invented by some f@ckin lazy @zz bastard who couldnt put da seat down."
...and then theres toilet paper, but thats for another day......xcuse me while i use the Water Closet.
~Lã¥Ðéè~ *Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students* Here's a little funny business, can't believe its true. http://www.capnjonconnors.com/poopnews.html |
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