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28 April Ty-erdApril 29:
Mood: Lousy Y: Got SHYT on by a seagull, IN MA SHIRT! grrrr.................. (stop laughin!!!!!) The long awaited BLOG 101................*Arrival Date: April 29*
Lã¥Ðéè P: 101 2. I’m a Mal...Femal...Mal...wait nope i'm Female, i cheked, definitely female 3. I was born in Kingston, Jamaica 4. Came to Canada wen I was 7, been herre eva since 5. My name is CHRISTINA J. A. W. (serious initials) 6. It stands for Christ-bearer of noble birth or sumtin’ like dat *sexay laydee really* 7. I haf several nicknames: tina, chris, christy, cc, chrissy, christopher *dont ask*, tiny, teeny, shorty, squirt, short stuff, tweety, giggles, hyena, b*tch, jamaican b*tch, tinklebell, thumbelina, shawty, choclate, brown shawty 8. Ma burfday is October 17 *ahem* I accept cash, visa, mastercard, etc… 9. I have 2 younga half-broz, 1 olda half-bro, n 2 olda half-sistas, but “technically” an only child 10. I’m a bastard chyld 11. I live wid ma Syngle Muther n ma 2 younga half-broz, Ma fatha is a stalker in Jamaica 12. I have lived in Toronto: Scarborough, Rexdale, Downtown; Hamilton: East Syde 13. I now live in da east syde of Hamilton, u dunt need da address 14. I have been to 13 schools and lived in 9 homes 15. I haf 9 auntz n uncles 16. Ma ears are pierced…*checking*…yep jus ma earz 17. I “stand” at 5’feet, no one laff..lol..oops... 18. I wear glasses to see farrrr away *squint* (wat da hell did I jus type?) 19. Ma hair color is brown wid sum messed up “red” highlightz 20. Ma eyes are dark brown 21. I haf very small ears, the size of a 4 yr old 22. I dunt haf tatt…ooooo…..where did dat come from? Its nuttin’ >_> <_< 23. I’m a righty 24. I attend Mohawk College..whoo….yeah wateva 25. I haf 2 jobs, Cashier - Canadian Tire and Office Assistant - Mohawk College 26. I am Lactose Intolerant, learned da hard way *oww….ma stomach* 27. I hate milk 28. I dislike rude peeple 29. I love books, been reading since I could talk 30. Ma fav authors are Caroline B. Cooney & Clive Barker 31. I like coupons….*yes 50 cents off...score!!* 32. I write songz/poems, workin’ on ma 45th song 33. I’ve even won an award for one of ma poemz 34. I want to be either a Songwriter/ Executive Assistant 35. I wanted to be a chef, but……*dinner burning* 36. I luvvv kats 37. I dunt haf a kat 38. I dunt play a lot of sports cuz I’m ‘vertically challenged’ 39. I love soccer, or as we Jamaicans call it FOOTBALL! 40. I like to be organized….*pushin clothes under bed* 41. Ma fav junk food is icecream: Cherry Cheesecake mmmm….. 42. Ma fav drink is SPRITE!!!....i can get drunk off dat stuff 43. Ma fav alcoholic drink is a Pina Colada 44. I’m NOT an ALCOHOLIC, I’m jus always thirsty dats all 45. Ma fav movie is Never Been Kissed, cuz um….yeah 46. I luv watchin’ horror moo-veez, but like comedies on da syde 47. I’m an avid movie watcher/downloader *click* 48. Ma fav music is a mixture: r&b, country, reggae, dancehall, rap, hip hop, pop, rock 49. Musiq is ma air…literally 50. Ma fav actress is Angelina Jolie, daymmmm 51. Ma fav food is Jamaican foods: ackee n saltfish, patti, tamarind balls, mangoes…*drool* 52. Ma fav board game is Scrabble, surprisingly since I can’t even talk proper English 53. Ma fav cartoon is TWEETY!! 54. Ma fav color is PURPLE, and no I am not gay 55. I have never dun drugs, well xcept Weed but dats “medicine”, *I feel it working doc* 56. I’ve taken da bus and train since I was 9 yrz old 57. I dislike da bus *holdin’ nose* 58. I’ve never owned a car 59. I’ve driven to Miami, Florida 60. I dunt haf a car, cuz I can only afford a car freshener 61. I am syngle….*555-……kiddin’* 62. I’ve loved someone…..and styll do *sigh* 63. I plan on having 10 chyldren, 5 ma own, 5 adopted 64. I luv kidz, I would name ma boi Tryden and ma gurl Physephone 65. I would never haf dem b4 marriage & I would kno who da father is…*tanx Maury* 66. I luv 2 stay up as u can see, night owl 67. Ma fav season is Summa’ Tyme 68. I luv da sun, den I can get a tan *sizzleee* 69. I luv da Nyght Tyme, so I can spring into action….*stop tinkin’ syk thoughtz* 70. I luv fruitz n veggies like a pimp luvs da laydeez 71. I luv computas….at times *smash, crash, boom* 72. I dunt swim, dunt intend 2, and dunt need to *kiddie pool* *splash* 73. I haf Aquaphoia: fear of drowning, luckily I don’t haf computerphobia 74. I’ve never gone skinny-dippin and dun tinted 2 75. I luv clouds….*oooo… a kitty kat* 76. I luv sunsets n sunrises 77. I luv dancing….*one n two n…owww ma back* 78. I like makin’ peeples dayz, jus smile fo’ me, come on..... 79. I tink kids haf it wayyy 2 e-z, got t.v., vid games, comp. gamez, no hmwrk..wtf?? 80. I dunt like people who smoke cigz, cuz I got asthma 81. Ma lyfe is pretty basic….wake up, shyt, eat, work, n sleep 82. I’m a virgin, just found dis out…I’m shocked as u are 83. I luv maself, not conceited, u hafta learn 2 luv urself, b4 u luv someone else 84. I like 2 sing in da shower *figaro, figaro..* and I look at ma @zz in da mirror *bak dat @zz up* 85. The songs dat most reflects me are: I Love Myself Today by Bif Naked, Split Personality by P!nk, and Survivor by Destiny’s Child 86. I dunt haf a cell phone, cuz I lost it, *drop out pocket* *cwy* 87. I dunt trust many people….wait, I dunt trust nobody, trust is hard 2 gain, e-z 2 lose 88. I haf ‘bout 2 close frenz, cuz I tell da truth n most ppl cant handle da truth 89. I dunt haf any enemies….at least I dunt tink so 90. I’m happy MOST of da time 91. I’m not materialistic, so I can live widout everytin’, most ppl haf nuttin’ 92. I dunt own netin xpensive, xcept da comp I own rite now 93. I want 2 spend da rest of ma lyfe wid someone who’ll make me happy 94. I sleep wid clothes, I dunt feel like feelin’ da wind beneath ma wingz, no tanx 95. I don’t haf a boyfriend, hahahaha…..so saddd *sigh* hahaa 96. I’ve encountered hafin TB (tuberculosis)…took pills fo’ 9 monthz 97. I’d rather be poor n be me dan be rich wid greed or changed by fame 98. I’ve never met Santa, xcept tell him he left his pantz here, kiddin’…calm… 99. I’m glad dis is almost dun, cuz….*bed callin’ me* 100. *Listenin to?”: da sound of silence, WHOA……Feel Meh? 101. The best feelin’ for me is wen time stops, like for me riteeee…………….now *102. Netin' else u need 2 know??* didn't tink soo
Check da BLOG 101 List courtesy of AWTG April 28: sooo....tired....lugged ma @zz home, i walked, i freakin' walked afta i missed da bus, den wen a catch da bus, me miss me stop, ahhhhh!!!.......tiireeddddd
 *there's only 1 pitcher dats ALL i can afford* *there's only six, so share like never b4* *take one shot, take 2 if u intend 2 pay $20/shot*....*didn't tink so* *ma fav, so leave enuf fo' me*
*4 da non-alcoholics*...* i suggest water since it's FREE* PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY ~*******************************************************************************~ Peace  Ereplazabl & Ereziztabl
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